Tutor:
A trumpet player. – Joseph Leff

TV dinner
A meal that comes complete except for the TV.

Tweet:
Food for Elmere Fudd, paid for by somebody else. – Joseph Leff

Twill:
Will it? – Joseph Leff

Twins:
Womb mates. – Joseph Leff

Twitch
A jittery sorceress.

Two By Two:
Noah count. – Joseph Leff

Two in a Row:
Oars. – Joseph Leff

Two square feet
What a land surveyor stands on.

Two-Door Car:
Auto for Henry VIII. – Joseph Leff

Two-thirty
The time to visit your dentist,

Typeface:
To use a wordprocessor to say F.A.C.E. – Joseph Leff

Tyrannosaurus Rex:
The dinosaur demolishes. – Joseph Leff

Tyrant
(1) Someone who gets into a temper when he can’t tie his tie properly
(2) An insect dictator.