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U - Pages 1 - 2

Unit
(1) A term of abuse, as in ' Can't you even spell apple correctly, unit !'
(2) Tell someone to make a sweater. - Joseph Leff

Unite
A call to get the attention of Sir Lancelot. - Joseph Leff

Universe
A short poem. - Joseph Leff

Unlocks
To remove smoked salmon. - Joseph Leff

Unlucky
Running into a vampire when you are trying to escape from a werewolf

Unmatched
A pile of logs not lit. - Joseph Leff

Unmentionables
Censored

Unowed
M, N, P, Q. - Joseph Leff

Unplug
What you should do with an electric chair before you sit down

Unprincipled
A school without a headmaster. - Joseph Leff

Unreal
To remove from a spool. - Joseph Leff

Unreligious
Unprophetable. - Joseph Leff

Unstable
Free the horses. - Joseph Leff

Unswayed
Remove the soft leather. - Joseph Leff

Until
Disrupt plowing and fertilising. - Joseph Leff

Untold
A brand-new bell. - Joseph Leff

Unwelcome Visitor
One whose shortcoming is his long staying.

Unwilling
Disinheriting. - Joseph Leff

Unyoke
Remove the eggs. - Joseph Leff

Upchuck
Telling Charles to awaken. - Joseph Leff

Upper-Class
A course taken on the top floor. - Joseph Leff

Upper Case
Heard in a courtroom on the top floor. - Joseph Leff

Upper Hand
A royal flush. - Joseph Leff

Upraise
Made by an electric torch pointing to the sky. - Joseph Leff

Upward
Said to awaken patients in a large hospital room. - Joseph Leff

Ural
Said upon recognising Alvin. - Joseph Leff

Urban
A prohibition of Sumerians. - Joseph Leff

Urchin
The lower part of 'er face. - Joseph Leff

Urea
Not over there. - Joseph Leff

Urgent
A fellow from ancient Sumeria. - Joseph Leff

U.S. Constitution
The statute of liberty. - Joseph Leff

Usage
(1) An era of selfishness.
(2) Said while pointing to a wise man. - Joseph Leff

Use
(1) U, U, U.
(2) A group of female sheep.
(3) The plural of you. - Joseph Leff

Used a Lot
Parked. - Joseph Leff

Used by a Musical Dentist
A tuba toothpaste. - Joseph Leff

Used Car
An automobile in first-crash condition.

Useful Article
The. - Joseph Leff

Usher
(1) Has a leading role in the theatre.
(2) A librarian surrounded by children. - Joseph Leff

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