Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Wombat
In the pelvic cavity. – Joseph Leff

Women Shopping Together
Clothes companions. – Joseph Leff

Women
Should be obscene and not heard – Groucho Marx. – Joseph Leff

Wonkey
Unsteady donkey

Woodcraft
A log canoe. – Joseph Leff

Woodworker
A vise guy. – Joseph Leff

Woodworm
A do-it-yourself carpenter

Woolgathering
The purpose of shearing sheep. – Joseph Leff

Word For Word
Term, or locution. – Joseph Leff

Word
Buzzed. – Joseph Leff

Wordplay
See schooljokes.com. – Joseph Leff

Wore Down
How she stayed warm in winter. – Joseph Leff

Work of Art
Garfunkel’s singing. – Joseph Leff

Workable
How Cain told his brother to get a job. – Joseph Leff

Working Capital
A salary. – Joseph Leff

Working Class
On-the-job training. – Joseph Leff

Working Order
Get started! – Joseph Leff

Workout Video Slogan
“Home, sweat home.” – Joseph Leff

World Series
Mercury, Venus, Earth… – Joseph Leff

World
Had convolutions. – Joseph Leff

World’s Fair
Is it? – Joseph Leff

Worn
Make alert. – Joseph Leff

Worn, Tied Rope
A frayed knot. – Joseph Leff

Would-Be
A whittled version of an insect. – Joseph Leff

Wrap
Music for mummies

Wreak Vengeance
Specialty of skunks. – Joseph Leff

Write Music
(1) Correct accompaniment.
(2) The Wedding March, for instance. – Joseph Leff

Write Prose
(1) The correct experts.
(2) Highly-paid wedding planners. – Joseph Leff

Writer’s Cramp
Authoritis. – Joseph Leff

Wrong
A word that if pronounced right is wrong, but if pronounced wrong, is right.

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