English class jokes and humor

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What did the little kid use to write his essay about the beach?
Sandpaper.

What did the messy student write with?
A pig pen.

What did the little stream have to do for English class?
A brook report.

What letter of the alphabet can fly?
The J.

What are the three least friendly letters?
NME.

What letter is small and green?
P.

What letter does a sailor love?
The C.

What letter is most in debt?
O.

What letters are the smartest?
The Ys.

What two letters are the most jealous?
NV.