Roses are red,Violets are blue, |
EXAMINER: Never mind what the date is, get on with the exam. |
TEACHER: Why do you always fail your exams? |
EXAM QUESTION: Where are the Andes? |
EXAMINER: I told you not to look in your bag. You could have the answers. |
FATHER: How did you get on with your maths test today? |
EXAM QUESTION: Where is Felixstowe? |
EXAM QUESTION: In Great Britain, where are kings and queens usually crowned? |
EXAM QUESTION: What did James I do on coming to the throne? |
EXAM QUESTION: What are the chief minerals to be found in Cornwall? |