What exams does Santa Claus take? |
Why is an optician like an examiner? |
MUSIC EXAMINER: Is there anything special you’d like to play? |
The exam question was to write an essay on water. |
FATHER: How are your exam marks, son? |
EXAMINER: Can you explain to me how you’ve got exactly the same answers as Fred in the maths test? |
FATHER: This report is terrible, Fred. It says that in your exams you came bottom in a class of twenty. |
What’s black and white and extremely difficult? |
EXAM QUESTION: Who were the Peelers? |