THE TEST PRAYER Now I lay me down to rest, |
TEACHER: You got a perfect zero on your exam. How do you do it? |
TEACHER: What was the pen name of Samuel Clemens? |
TEACHER: When did Napoleon die? |
TEACHER: Can you tell me how long pot roast should be cooked? |
FATHER: Aren’t you first in anything at school? |
MOTHER: Why have your grades been so low since the holidays? |
TEACHER: Do you know why you have such poor grades? |
Did you hear about the little kid who copied from his friend’s arithmetic test paper by using a mirror? He got all his answers backwards. |
SECOND GRADER: I really liked being in your class, Miss Jones. I’m sorry you’re not smart enough to teach us next year. |