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THE TEST PRAYER
Now I lay me down to rest,
I pray to pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take.

TEACHER: You got a perfect zero on your exam. How do you do it?
PUPIL: It was luck. I guessed at some of the answers.

TEACHER: What was the pen name of Samuel Clemens?
PUPIL: Was it "Bic"?

TEACHER: When did Napoleon die?
PUPIL: Die? I didn't even know he was sick.

TEACHER: Can you tell me how long pot roast should be cooked?
PUPIL: The same as short pot roast.

FATHER: Aren't you first in anything at school?
SON: Sure, Dad. I'm first out when the bell rings!

MOTHER: Why have your grades been so low since the holidays?
SON: Well, Mother, you know how everything gets marked down after Christmas.

TEACHER: Do you know why you have such poor grades?
PUPIL: I can't think.
TEACHER: Exactly!

Did you hear about the little kid who copied from his friend's arithmetic test paper by using a mirror? He got all his answers backwards.
His friend got a grade of 93 and he got 39.

SECOND GRADER: I really liked being in your class, Miss Jones. I'm sorry you're not smart enough to teach us next year.

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