Exam and test jokes and humor

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DAD: I don’t understand your poor History grades. I always did well in History when I was a kid.
FRED: Dad, there’s a lot more History now than when you were a kid.

HARRY: I’d rather jump off a ten story building than take this Science test.
FRED: I didn’t know we had a choice.

TEACHER: How many planets are in the sky?
PUPIL: I think all of them.

TEACHER: Where do we find the Suez Canal?
FRED: It should be written right here on my sleeve with the rest of the answers.

TEACHER: How long did Thomas Edison live?
PUPIL: All his life.

TEACHER: When did George Washington die?
PUPIL: It was just a few days before they buried him.