I lost it fighting this kid you who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school. |
I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had. |
Our puppy toilet trained on it. |
Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked. |
I put it in a safe, but lost the combination. |
I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away. |
Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing. |
I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine. |
I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload. |
My little sister ate it. |