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Did you hear the good news? The Principal gave us the day off from school
tomorrow.
Doggone it, and I was planning to skip school tomorrow.
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TEACHER: Because of your absences you've missed three tests this week.
PUPIL: No, I may not have taken the tests, but I didn't miss them one bit.
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TEACHER: Why are you so grouchy today?
PUPIL: I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
TEACHER: And that makes you grouchy?
PUPIL: Sure it does. My bed is next to the wall.
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What does it take for your Mom to get you out of bed in the morning?
About 45 minutes.
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My father has a great way of getting me out of bed in the morning.
I sleep with the two dogs in my bed and when it's time for me to get up, he throws
the cat in.
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I like to sleep. That not only explains why I'm late to school,
but also my grades.
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I'm always prompt at getting out of bed in the morning.
I figure the sooner I get to school, the sooner I can get back to sleep.
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This kid in our class is never on time for anything.
He was four hours late catching the 24hour virus.
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We have a kid in our school who has never been on time for anything.
He was two years old when he was born.
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I have another buddy who is late for everything.
It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
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