“Teacher, may I leave the room?” |
TEACHER: Fred, go to the map and find North America. |
TEACHER: Do you know “London Bridge Is Falling Down?” |
SON: I won a prize in kindergarten today. The teacher asked me how many legs a hippopotamus had. I said three. |
Fred came into his kindergarten class with a squirming worm. “What are you doing with that disgusting worm?” asked his teacher. |
With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots. “Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” she asked. “I’m sure,” the little boy sobbed. “Mine had snow on them.” |
TEACHER: Goodness, Fred, haven’t you finished washing that blackboard yet? You’ve been at it for an hour. |
WATSON: What school did you go to, Holmes? |
It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms. He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise. He seized the lad, dragged him into the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused. |
Mrs. Jones brought her son Elmer to register at school. However, Elmer was only five, and the required age was six. |