My grandparents buy me so many school supplies for the first day of school that I have to take the first two weeks off just to sharpen pencils. |
I buy pencils with an eraser at both ends. That’s so I can make sure I don’t make the same mistake twice. |
PUPIL: Teacher, I don’t have a pencil. |
PUPIL: Teacher, I don’t have a pencil. |
MOTHER: Now those are the kinds of clothes I wish I could have worn when I was in school. |
MOTHER: There now, young man, I think that outfit is absolutely perfect. |
MOTHER: I want to help you pick out your new school outfits because I want you to buy clothes that last. |
MOTHER: Now these new clothes are expensive. I don’t want you coming home from school that first week with a hole in the knee. |
I don’t know how my Mom does it, but she even buys shoelaces that are out of style. |
MOTHER: What’s wrong with the new clothes I bought you? They’re indestructible. |