Moms like to buy “sensible” clothing. That’s the kind that they only sell in the “Junior Nerd” department. |
FRED: What room are you in this year? |
TEACHER: I’m your teacher this year. My name is Mr. Wilson. Can you all remember that? |
FRED: I have the toughest teacher in the whole school. |
TEACHER: Everybody hand in your homework, please. |
HARRY: My teacher this year is Mrs. Wright. They say she rules the first grade with an iron fist. |
TEACHER: I’ll be your teacher this year. Does anybody here know my name? |
TEACHER: I’ll be teaching you English this year and there are two words that I will not permit on any of your writing assignments. One is “cool” and the other is “lousy “ |
FRED: Our teacher is going to be tough this year. We’ve been instructed to say “Yes, Sir” and “No, Sir.” |