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Wish I had been born 1000 years ago. Why is that.
Just think of all the history that I wouldn’t have to learn !

My teacher reminds me of history. She’s always repeating herself !

What do history teachers make when they want to get together ?
Dates !

What do they talk about ?
The good old days !

Who was the biggest thief in history ?
Atlas. He held up the whole world !

What did Noah do for a job ?
He was an arkitecht!

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark ?
Floodlights !

Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt ?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah’s court !

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile !

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?
Giddy up, horsey !