History class jokes and humor

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Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?
Sat down !

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get a head !

Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the bottom !

I’m learning ancient history!
So am I. Let’s go for a walk and talk over old times !

Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich ?
Because the poor didn’t have anything worth stealing !

What did the Sheriff of Nottingham say when Robin fired at him ?
That was an arrow escape !

What did the ghost of Queen Elizabeth say as it floated into the terrified woman’s bedroom ?
Don’t worry; I’m just passing through !

Lady: We had wild boar for dinner last night
Knight: Wild ?
Lady: Well, he wasn’t too pleased about it !