History class jokes and humor

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Why did the student miss history class?
He had the wrong date.

What historical character was always eating?
Attila the Hungry.

Why didn’t Socrates like the French fries?
Because they were made in ancient Greece.

Was Rome built in a day?
No, it was built in Italy.

Why were the Mongols in such good shape?
They were always going up and down the steppes.

What did they call Caesar when he fell into a vat of dye?
Orange Julius.

What was the name of the famous Mongolian who conquered nothing?
Genghis Kahn not.

How did the Vikings tell secrets?
In Norse code.

What explorer was best at sports?
Marco Polo.

Where did King Arthur keep his dromedaries?
In a camel lot.