History class jokes and humor

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What’s another term for the Middle Ages?
Knight time.

What pirate told the most jokes?
Captain Kidd.

What would you get if you crossed the Hundred Years War with the War of the Roses?
Very old flowers.

What would you get if a famous French general stepped on a landmine?
Napoleon Blownapart

Why did the Pilgrims cross the Atlantic in the Mayflower?
It was too far to swim.

Why did the king draw such straight lines?
He was a ruler.

What kind of drink do you get from the Fountain of Youth?
Punch (Ponce) de Leon.

Why did Columbus cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.

Where did Montezuma go to college?
Az Tech.

What Native American tribe has the most lawyers?
The Sioux.