TEACHER: Young man, where’s your homework assignment? |
TEACHER: On Monday you said your homework blew away. On Tuesday you said your father accidentally took it to work with him. On Wednesday you said your little sister tore it up. On Thursday you said someone stole it. Today I asked you to bring your parents to school. Now where are they? |
TEACHER: Young man, you’ve told me that your homework blew off your desk and out an open window into the trash. The trash was picked up this |
It takes me about two hours each night to do my homework – three if my Dad helps me. |
TEACHER: Anyone who doesn’t bring all thehomework to class tomorrow morning will get an “F “ |
SON: Dad, if an airplane leaves Chicago and flies 500 miles an hour west with a 300 mile an hour wind coming East for two hours, and then flies 600 miles an hour with a 100 mile an hour wind coming East, and then flies 700 miles an hour for 2 hours with no headwind, how far will that plane have flown? FATHER: Son, I’ll call my office in the morning and have you switch to an easier flight. |
I have one teacher who is so fanatical, |
TEACHER: Young man, you haven’t handed in one homework assignment since we started this class. Won’t you please do tonight’s assignment? |