Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. |
If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get? The wrong answer ! |
Who invented fractions? Henry the Eighth ! |
“Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn’t know. Today she asked us again!” |
Birds on the mountain, |
How are you doing in arithmetic ? I’ve learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble. |
What makes arithmetic hard work ? All those numerals you have to carry. |
Fred: I got 100 in school today. Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in? |
I got 100 in an arithmetic test and still didn’t pass. Why not, for goodness sake? |
Why are misers good math teachers ? They know how to make every penny count ! |