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Math class jokes and humor

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The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistakes?"
"Yes," said Jackie, and she did.
"Now, Fred," said the teacher, "can you count from 10 to 20?"
"That depends," said Fred, "with or without mistakes"!

Teacher: Can you count to 10?
Jackie: Yes, teacher. (counting on her fingers at waist level) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Teacher: Good. Now can you count higher?
Jackie: Yes, teacher. (She puts her hands over her head and counts on her fingers.) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Teacher: Can you count to 10?
Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Teacher: Now go on from there.
Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?
Fred: None!
Teacher (surprised): Why not?
Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

TEACHER: Stella, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?
Stella: That's what I say; what's the difference`?

Fred: I've added these figures ten times.
Teacher: Good work!
Fred: And here are my ten answers !

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7?
He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why is six afraid of seven ?
Because seven ate nine.

What animal is best at math ?
Rabbits; they multiply fastest !

My dog is great at math.
Really ?
Ask him how much is two minus two.
But two minus two is nothing!
That's what he'll answer, nothing!

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