The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. “Jackie,” she asked, “can you count to 10 without mistakes?” “Yes,” said Jackie, and she did. |
Teacher: Can you count to 10? Jackie: Yes, teacher. (counting on her fingers at waist level) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. |
Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. |
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! |
TEACHER: Stella, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference? Stella: That’s what I say; what’s the difference`? |
Fred: I’ve added these figures ten times. |
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7? He puts down the three and carries the one. |
Why is six afraid of seven ? Because seven ate nine. |
What animal is best at math ? Rabbits; they multiply fastest ! |
My dog is great at math. Really ? |