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I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that ?
I didn't take algebra !

Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ?
Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet. I remember looking for it when I was a boy !

Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems ?
Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !

Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
Any five year old should be able to solve this one.
No wonder I can't do it then; I'm nearly ten !

Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4.
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ?
Pupil: That's not fair; you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one !

Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across ?
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0.

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ?
Class: At once !

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left ?
None; they were all copycats !

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