Math class jokes and humor

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Why couldn’t the math student get any attention?
He didn’t count.

Why was the math student so bad at decimals?
She couldn’t get the point.

What do you call 144 cockroaches?

How did the little kids like learning addition?
They thought it was a real plus.

If a train is travelling in one direction at 50 miles per hour and another train is coming towards it at 25 miles per hour, when will they meet?
Sooner than they want to.

What did the bee say when it solved the problem?
“Hive got it!”

Which member of royalty is best at math?
The Count.

What would you get if you crossed a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on .

How did the student get the answer to ten minus ten?
He zeroed in on it.

Why couldn’t the seven and the ten get married?
They were under eighteen.