Music class jokes and humor

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Why did the music students get into trouble?
They were passing notes.

Why did the fish make such a good musician?
He knew his scales.

What do musicians have on their beds?
Sheet music.

Why did the boy put his records in the trash compactor?
He wanted to make compact discs.

What do you call a short drummer with good rhythm?
A metro gnome.

How do you repair an orchestra?
With a Band Aid.

What instruments do trees play?

What do you call it when a violin player runs away?
Fiddler on the hoof.

Why couldn’t the singer get in the house?
She had the wrong key.

Where did the composer write music?
In a notebook.