School puns

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What do you call a frozen bike?
An icicle.

Why are tall people lazy?
Because they lie longer in bed.

What runs but can’t walk?

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

What’s battery powered and good for dead fish?
A herring aid.

Who broke the window?
It was him, sir. He ducked when I threw a stone at him.

What makes grass so dangerous? The blades.

What is grey and hairy?
A school jumper.

What’s got two legs, two arms and is good on a dark night? A light headed man.

What did the flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the cat?