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What do you call a frozen bike?
An icicle.
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Why are tall people lazy?
Because they lie longer in bed.
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What runs but can't walk?
Water.
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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What's battery powered and good for dead fish?
A herring aid.
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Who broke the window?
It was him, sir. He ducked when I threw a stone at him.
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What makes grass so dangerous?
The blades.
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What is grey and hairy?
A school jumper.
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What's got two legs, two arms and is good on a dark night?
A light headed man.
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What did the flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the cat?
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