Why do elephants have trunks? |
Did you hear about the schoolboy who put on a clean pair of socks every day? |
What makes an octopus a good fighter? |
Why did the chicken cross the road? |
Why did the pretty schoolteacher marry the caretaker? |
What’s wrapped in Clingfilm and lives in bell towers? |
What’s bright blue and weighs four tonnes? An elephant holding its breath. |
What do you get if you cross a vicar with your school uniform? |
What did the school tie say to the beret? You go on a head while I hang around. |
Why did the caretaker give up his job? |