What did one wall say to the other wall? |
Why was the fly dancing on the top of the Coke bottle? |
Who’s bigger, Mr Bigger or baby Bigger? |
What should you do if your dog swallows your dictionary? |
What time was it when Sir Lancelot looked at his bellybutton? |
What can a bottle of soda hold that a million men can’t? |
What sort of car has your dad got? I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T. |
What do you mean by telling everyone I’m an idiot? |
CAREERS OFFICER: And have you a career in mind? PUPIL: Well, I think I’d make a good book keeper. |
Who never minds being interrupted in the middle of a sentence? |