Crazy questions and silly answers

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What is “out of bounds” ?
An exhausted kangaroo !

What is the most slippery country in the world ?
Greece !

What might you eat in Paris ?
The trifle tower !

If two’s company and three a crowd, what are four and five ?
Nine !

Who was the best actor in the bible ?
Samson; he brought the house down !

What kind of fish can’t swim ?
Dead ones !

What do golfers use in China ?
China tees !

What is the strongest bird ?
A crane !

What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea ?
It gets wet !

What do Scotsmen eat ?
Tart’n’pie !