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What kind of biscuit flies?
A plain biscuit.

Why did the strawberries cry?
Because they were in a jam.

What do you do with a blue banana?
Try to cheer it up.

Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field with a steamroller?
Hhe wanted to grow mashed potatoes!

What's served in glasses and is difficult to swallow?
A stiff drink!

Why did the apple turnover?
Because it saw the jam roll.

PUPIL: My plate's wet!
DINNER LADY: Don't be silly, that's the soup!

What sits in custard looking cross?
Apple grumble.

We had mashed potatoes and gravy in the school cafeteria today,
and no one could tell them apart.

The food in our school cafeteria is so bad,
they sell gravy by the slice.

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