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I'll give you an idea how bad the food is in our school
when's the last time you saw hot dogs served with their tails between their legs?
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They threw out the leftovers from the school cafeteria yesterday.
All the alley cats in the neighborhood threw it back.
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The cook at our school wrote a cookbook.
They say it's the kind of book that once you read it, you can't keep it down.
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Another cook at our school cafeteria tried to write a cookbook,
but it came out of the typewriter burnt.
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What's the best thing they've ever had in your school cafeteria?
A fire drill.
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What is this we're eating?
It looks like small chunks of chicken and large chunks of gravy.
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FRED: What's the best thing to have in the school cafeteria?
HARRY: An excused absence.
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TEACHER: What do you get when you mix hydrogen chloride and potassium sulfate?
PUPIL: The gravy they served in the cafeteria today.
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FRED: Excuse me, M'am, but I'd like to know what's in today's stew.
SCHOOL COOK: No, you wouldn't.
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FRED: Today's meal looks like spaghetti and meatballs.
HARRY: Oh, good. For a minute there I thought it was shoelaces and hockey pucks.
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