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I'll give you an idea how bad the food is in our school
when's the last time you saw hot dogs served with their tails between their legs?

They threw out the leftovers from the school cafeteria yesterday.
All the alley cats in the neighborhood threw it back.

The cook at our school wrote a cookbook.
They say it's the kind of book that once you read it, you can't keep it down.

Another cook at our school cafeteria tried to write a cookbook,
but it came out of the typewriter burnt.

What's the best thing they've ever had in your school cafeteria?
A fire drill.

What is this we're eating?
It looks like small chunks of chicken and large chunks of gravy.

FRED: What's the best thing to have in the school cafeteria?
HARRY: An excused absence.

TEACHER: What do you get when you mix hydrogen chloride and potassium sulfate?
PUPIL: The gravy they served in the cafeteria today.

FRED: Excuse me, M'am, but I'd like to know what's in today's stew.
SCHOOL COOK: No, you wouldn't.

FRED: Today's meal looks like spaghetti and meatballs.
HARRY: Oh, good. For a minute there I thought it was shoelaces and hockey pucks.

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