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TEACHER: Well, class, this year's outing will be to the seaside.

CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: It will cost fifty pounds

CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: bye train, or two pounds by coach.

CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: The headmaster will be coming

CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: to see us off.

CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: The weather will be wet and windy

CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: in China and warm and sunny in England.

CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: There will be no paddling

CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: until we get there.

CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: Lunch will be boiled fish and cabbage

CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: for me and crisps, Coke and chocolate for you.

CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: There will be a visit to the museum

CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: or, if preferred, to the funfair.

CLASS: Hooray!

TEACHER: But we must be back by twelve o'clock

CLASS: Boo!

TEACHER: midnight!

CLASS: Hooray!

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