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During summer camp I never changed my clothes once.
Towards the end, the skunks ran away from me.
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I came home from summer camp with twelve pets that I found in the woods.
So far my mother has only found three of them.
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COUNSELOR: What's the best thing to do to keep from getting lost in the
woods?
CAMPER: Stay in your room.
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COUNSELOR: What side of a tree does moss grow on?
CAMPER: The outside.
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During the summer I went to a dude ranch. One cowboy there asked me if I
ever rode a jackass.
I said, "No."
He said, "Well, you'd better get on to yourself. "
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PUPIL: I plan to do absolutely nothing for the next three months.
TEACHER: That should be easy You've had nine months of practice doing that in
school.
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Summer vacation is tough.
We only have three months to forget what it took us nine months of school to learn.
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PUPIL: Teacher, it's the last day of school. This is the day I've been dreaming
about for a long time.
TEACHER: I know You did a lot of that dreaming in class.
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I'm going to spend my vacation reviewing everything I learned at school.
Really? What are you going to do the second day?
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My teacher says that summer vacation is not the time to stop learning.
I agree. I stopped learning way before the Christmas break.
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