St. Peaceful's School for the Sons of Gentlefolk
Name of Pupil: JONES, Indiana
Dear Mr and Mrs Jones,
I understand that in order to get to school this morning Indiana leapt from
the branches of a tree on to the roof of a passing vehicle, crawled the length
of this vehicle (nearly falling off at least four times as he avoided having his
head knocked off by low bridges), dangled precariously over the side hanging on
by the fingertips of one hand while he scratched his knee with the other and then
leapt fearlessly through a small side window, receiving not a single scratch in
spite of the thousands of razor sharp pieces into which the glass shattered.
Would you please instruct your son that he must be like all the other children,
and use the school bus stop.
Mrs Ida Rather Knot