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PUPIL: Teacher, I’m a good student and I deserve better than a “D”.
TEACHER: What grade would you like?
PUPIL: Let’s see what’s that letter that comes after `A” again?

PUPIL: Teacher, you gave me a zero on this exam. Don’t I even get anything for showing up?
TEACHER: What do you think brought you up to a zero?

My parents are so ashamed of my grades that on parent teacher night,
they came in disguise.

One teacher is a real tough grader.
She once took 20 points off my grade because I didn’t cross my “t’s” and dot my “i’s” and it was an oral report.

My Dad thinks an “F” on a report card means
“Throw a Fit.”

When I showed my Dad my report card I said, “Remember, Dad, Thomas Edison got bad grades in school, too.”
He said, “Fine, stay in your room until you invent the light bulb.”

SON: Dad, that teacher flunked me because he doesn’t like me. I can read him like an open book.
FATHER: Judging from these grades, I don’t think you know what an open book looks like.

My Dad hit the ceiling when I showed him my last report card.
If I could only get my grades to go as high as he does!

FATHER: Judging from this report card, I think you’d better stay in your room every night doing homework.
SON: Why? Judging from my report card, it’s obviously not getting me anywhere.

SON: Dad, do you think I can still get into college? FATHER: With these grades, you’ll be lucky to get back into school Monday.