Leonardo Da Vinci
CITY OF ROME Middle School
Name of Pupil: DA VINCI, Leonardo
GENERAL SCIENCE: Excellent
ART: Utterly brilliant, especially PAINTINGS OF ENIGMATIC LADIES CALLED MONA LISA.
BIOLOGY: Fantastic, especially THINKING ABOUT WHY BLOOD STAYS INSIDE MOST OF THE TIME AND GENERALLY FINDING OUT HOW BODIES WORK.
INVENTING THINGS: Unbelievably brilliant, especially INVENTING THINGS LIKE HELICOPTERS THAT NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND, LET ALONE MAKE EVEN IF THEY HAD A BIG ENOUGH ELASTIC BAND.
Leonardo obtained 100% in every exam, except for Biology in which he got 120% due to the fact that he finished so quickly he had time to set himself another question and answer that as well.
He always gets his homework in on time and is never late.
He has never had a day off because he was sick, because his Mum/Dad/Auntie/Dog was sick, because the horse wouldn’t start, or for any other reason.
All things considered, Leonardo has a perfect record.
I just cannot understand why all the other children hate the sight of him.
Luigi Squeegee Form Master.