Hi Ho House Girls’ School
Name of Pupil: WHITE, Snow
To: Doc, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy and Bashful
Copy to: Area Education officer
Truancy is not a little thing; it is a very serious business.
Your explanation for Snow White’s continued absence from school; namely that you haven’t been able to wake her up for forty years, is just not good enough.
Have you thought of buying an alarm clock?
Mrs Faery Lightfoot Headmistress
P.S. Thank you for the small gift. An apple for the teacher is always appreciated.