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Snow White

Hi Ho House Girls' School

Name of Pupil: WHITE, Snow

Age: 17

To: Doc, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy and Bashful

Copy to: Area Education officer

Dear Dwarves,

Truancy is not a little thing; it is a very serious business.

Your explanation for Snow White's continued absence from school; namely that you haven't been able to wake her up for forty years, is just not good enough.

Have you thought of buying an alarm clock?

Yours faithfully,

Mrs Faery Lightfoot Headmistress

P.S. Thank you for the small gift. An apple for the teacher is always appreciated.

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