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One kid wears clothes that are so wrecked, the tailor won’t even repair them.
He has to take them to a body and fender shop.
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It’s hard to describe the clothing this one classmate of mine wears,
but if you saw it growing in your garden, you’d spray it with weed killer .
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One classmate is a real sloppy dresser. You’ve heard the expression,
“Cleanliness is next to Godliness”? Well, with this kid it’s next to impossible.
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One guy is such a sloppy dresser
if you ever see him when his shirttail is not hanging out, it means he’s not wearing a shirt.
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We have a kid in class who dresses like a million bucks.
Everything he wears is all wrinkled and green.
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One guy wears a tie to school every day.
Now if they could only get him to wear a shirt.
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One classmate dresses so sloppily, when he was in a minor accident,
they sent him home and took his clothes to the emergency ward.
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One kid in our class dresses terribly.
The only things that match on him are his belt size and his I. Q.
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Another kid I know just wears clothes badly
He could go to a nudist camp and be dressed wrong.
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One girl in our class is a very neat dresser.
She stayed home sick one day because her skirt was mussed.
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