Why did Cinderella get thrown out of the rounders team? |
GAMES TEACHER: Why didn’t you do the long jump? |
TEACHER: Why are you swimming on your back? |
Joe came home from school looking really excited. `Mum, I think I’m going to be in the school athletics team,’ she said. `That’s good,’ replied her mother. ‘Why?’ `Because today the teacher said that if I carry on the way I’m going, I’ll be for the high jump.’ |
Why is the football pitch always wet? |
Can a match box? |
What’s the difference between a nail and a bad boxer? |
A schoolboy at the swimming baths climbed to the very top diving board. He lifted his arms and was just about to dive off when the teacher came running up, shouting, `Don’t dive there’s no water in the pool!’ |
The PE teacher was telling the class how important it was to exercise regularly. `Look at me, for example,’ he said. `I exercise every day and I can lift three hundred pounds.’ |
Are you going to watch the school football match this afternoon? |