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My teacher told me to exercise with dumbbells.
Will you join me in the gym?

TEACHER: Why are you taking your math book to the gym?
PUPIL: I have to reduce some fractions.

TEACHER: It is well known that exercise kills germs.
PUPIL: But how do you get the germs to exercise?

"What kind of marks did you get in physical education?"
"I didn't get any marks only a few bruises."

"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

What athlete is never promoted?
The left back.

What three R's do cheerleaders learn at school?
"Rah, rah, rah!"

Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was first in the human race.

What subjects do runners like best?
Jog raphy (geography).

What famous runner had the most peculiar trainer?
Cinderella she had a pumpkin for a coach.

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