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TEACHER: How can I get you to devote as much energy to your class work as you devote to recess?
PUPIL: Start playing football in class.
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MOTHER: You can’t play those rough games in the 5th grade. You’ll get yourself killed.
SON: Oh no, Mom. That’s the game they play in the 6th grade.
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We play games at recess in our school.
One class mate suggested a game of “Hide and Seek.” We didn’t find him for four months.
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SON: You have a bloody nose. Were you fight ing in school again today?
BRUCE: No, I wasn’t fighting, but the kid who hit me in the nose sure was.
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TEACHER: Who started the fight?
PUPIL: He did, Teacher. He purposely hit me back.
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What’s the highest you ever did at jumping rope?
Oh, about two inches off the ground.
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Do you jump rope much?
No, just once each time the rope comes around.
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I’m very good at jumping rope. Oh, I miss a lot,
but it’s generally the rope’s fault.
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I hold the school record for jumping rope – One.
No one’s ever done lower than that.
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Nobody likes to have me on their team.
We chose up sides yesterday and Joey Masters was chosen before me and he moved to Omaha three years ago.
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