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I have one teacher who will accept no excuse for being late to school.
I know. I've tried them all.
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One of our teachers dislikes kids.
On our last exam, we all had points taken off for being under 21.
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We had one very forgetful teacher.
The first thing he did when he came into the classroom was write his name on the
blackboard. And every day it was a different name.
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I have one teacher who doesn't like kids.
He says if it weren't for schoolchildren, he could have the rest of the day off.
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TEACHER: Naomi, I don't know what I'm going to do with you.
PUPIL: Now you know how I felt yesterday during the math exam.
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TEACHER: You're in real trouble now, Young Man.
PUPIL: Good. I hate to bring my parents to the Principal's office for fake trouble.
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TEACHER: Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I'm sorry that I have to bring you here to
school so often.
MRS. SMITH: Oh, that's quite all right. This is the only time we get to go out.
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TEACHER: Mrs. Jones, your son is a constant trouble maker. How do you put
up with him?
MRS. JONES: I can't. That's why I send him to school.
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TEACHER: Mrs. Smith, your son is a trouble maker and we'd like to know what
you're going to do about it.
MRS. SMITH: I don't have time to do anything about it. I'm too busy running back
and forth to school.
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TEACHER: Sometimes I think you come to school just to cause trouble.
PUPIL: No, but I figure as long as I'm here . . .
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