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I have one teacher who will accept no excuse for being late to school.
I know. I've tried them all.

One of our teachers dislikes kids.
On our last exam, we all had points taken off for being under 21.

We had one very forgetful teacher.
The first thing he did when he came into the classroom was write his name on the blackboard. And every day it was a different name.

I have one teacher who doesn't like kids.
He says if it weren't for schoolchildren, he could have the rest of the day off.

TEACHER: Naomi, I don't know what I'm going to do with you.
PUPIL: Now you know how I felt yesterday during the math exam.

TEACHER: You're in real trouble now, Young Man.
PUPIL: Good. I hate to bring my parents to the Principal's office for fake trouble.

TEACHER: Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I'm sorry that I have to bring you here to school so often.
MRS. SMITH: Oh, that's quite all right. This is the only time we get to go out.

TEACHER: Mrs. Jones, your son is a constant trouble maker. How do you put up with him?
MRS. JONES: I can't. That's why I send him to school.

TEACHER: Mrs. Smith, your son is a trouble maker and we'd like to know what you're going to do about it.
MRS. SMITH: I don't have time to do anything about it. I'm too busy running back and forth to school.

TEACHER: Sometimes I think you come to school just to cause trouble.
PUPIL: No, but I figure as long as I'm here . . .

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