TEACHER: What is the climate of New Zealand like? |
PUPIL: What’s the difference between wages and a salary, sir? |
TEACHER: You’re late! You should have been here at nine o’clock. |
TEACHER: If eggs were fifty pence a dozen, how many would you get for thirty pence? |
TEACHER: What is the opposite of misery? |
TEACHER: Alan, give me a sentence starting with `I’. |
TEACHER: I told you to write out this poem twenty times because your handwriting is so bad and you’ve only written it out eleven times. |
A teacher was talking to her class about the rewards of hard work. `The ant is an example to us all,’ she said. `Every day the ant goes to work. Every day the ant is busy. And in the end what happens?’ A voice shouted from the back, `Someone steps on it!’ |