Teacher jokes and humor

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TEACHER: Where do bugs go in winter?
PUPIL: Search me.
TEACHER: No, thanks, I just wondered if you knew.

TEACHGER: Sssshhh! The people next to you can’t read.
SECOND GRADER: What a shame! I’ve been reading since last year.

TEACHER: Why are you laughing?
PUPIL: I’m sorry I was just thinking of something.
TEACHER: Once and for all, Laura, remember that during school hours you’re not supposed to think!

TEACHER: Where do blue eggs come from?
PUPIL: From sad chickens

TEACHER: Emma, spell mouse.
TEACHER: Yes and what’s on the end of it?
PUPIL: A tail?

Is your teacher strict?
I don’t know. I’m too scared to ask.

TEACHER: This apple you gave me has some strange marks on it.
PUPIL: Well, so does the report card you gave me.

TEACHER: Well, at least there’s one thing I can say about your son.
FATHER: What’s that?
TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn’t be cheating.

TEACHER: An anonymous person is one who doesn’t wish to be known.
PUPIL: What a stupid definition!
TEACHER: Who said that?
PUPIL: An anonymous person.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
PUPIL: Don’t bite any.