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Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar,
The bear could not bear the boar,
The bear thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
That boar that bored him on the moor.
And so one morn he bored the boar
That boar will bore no more!

Who bit the bold bald bear on the shoulder on the boulder and made the bold bald bear on the boulder bawl?
A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

Blake the baker bakes black bread.

Bad black bran bread. Bad black bran bread. Bad black bran bread.

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
"But," said she, "this butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
That would make my batter better."
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
(Better than her bitter butter)
And she put it in her bitter batter
And made her bitter batter a bit better.

The bottom of the butter bucket is the buttered bucket bottom.

"The bun is better buttered," Buffy muttered.

A bachelor botched a batch of badly baked biscuits.
Did the bachelor botch a batch of badly baked biscuits?
If the bachelor botched a batch of badly baked biscuits,
Where are the badly baked biscuits the bachelor botched?

A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer.

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery-and opened a can of sardines.

A big blue bucket of blue blueberries.

Blue beads in a blue rattle rattle blue beads.

Billy's big black-and-blue blister bled.

The big bloke bled in the big blue bed.

Bobby Bear's B-B bean shooter.
Bobby Bear's B-B bean shooter.
Bobby Bear's B-B bean shooter.

The best breath test tests breath better.

Bright bloom the blossoms on the brook's bare brown banks.

The bleak breeze blights the brightly blooming blossom.

Bulb-bowls. Bulb-bowls. Bulb-bowls.

The fuzzy bee buzzed the buzzy busy beehive.

The bootblack brought the black boot back.

The bootblack blacks boots with a big blacking-brush.

Blair's blue boots are beauties.

A brave maid sat on her bed braiding broad braids.
"Braid broad braids, brave maid!
Braid broad braids, brave maid!"

I have a black-backed bath brush. Do you have a black-backed bath brush?

Bluebeard's blue bluebird. Bluebeard's blue bluebird. Bluebeard's blue bluebird.

Bluebirds in blue birdbaths.

The brave bloke blocked the broken back bank door.

The boy blinked at the blank bank blackboard.

Bland Bea blinks back.
Bland Bea blinks back.
Bland Bea blinks back.
Bland Bea blinks back.

Pass the big black blank bank book back.
If you won't pass the big black blank bank book back,
then pass the small brown blank bank book back.

Bertha blocked the bleached back beach benches.

Biff Brown bluffed and blustered.

Bob bought a bleached blue-beaded blazer.

Bess is the best backward-blowing bugler in the Boston brass band.

Three blind mice blew bugles.

Betty Block blows big black bubbles.

Betty Block bought bright bric-a-brac.

A big black bat flew past.
A big brown bat flew past.
Did the big black bat fly past faster than the big brown bat flew past?

Big B-52 bombers.
Big B-52 bombers.
Big B-52 bombers.

The blunt back blade is bad.

Ted Blake's back brake-block broke a bearing.
Did Ted Blake's back brake-block break a bearing?
If Ted Blake's back-brake block broke a bearing,
Where's the bearing Ted Blake's back brake-block broke?

Bill had a billboard.
Bill also had a board bill.
The board bill bored Bill,
So Bill sold his billboard
And paid his board bill.
Then the board bill
No longer bored Bill,
But though he had no board bill,
Neither did he have his billboard!

Black bug's blood.
Black bug's blood.
Black bug's blood.

Red bug's blood, bed bug's blood.

Borrowed burros bring borrowed barrels.

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the better bittern bit the bitter biter back,
And the bittern, bitten
By the better biting bittern,
Said, "I'm a bitten bitter biting bittern,
bitten better now, alack!"

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