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Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

A canner exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
"A canner can can
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?"

Catch a can canner canning a can as he does the cancan,
and you've caught a can-canning can-canning can canner!

New cheese, blue cheese, chew cheese please.

Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks.

Where can I find a cheerful cheap chop suey shop?

Cheerful Charlie chose a cheesy chowder.
Did cheerful Charlie choose a cheesy chowder?
If cheerful Charlie chose a cheesy chowder,
How cheerful was Charlie after he chose the cheesy chowder?

Cuthbert's cufflinks. Cuthbert's cufflinks. Cuthbert's cufflinks.

A chapped chap chopped chips.

A cheeky chimp chucked cheap chocolate chips in the cheap chocolate chip shop.

The fish-and-chip shop's chips are soft chips.

Does this shop stock cheap checkers?

How much caramel can a canny cannibal cram in a camel, if a canny cannibal can cram caramel in a camel?

Chester shucked the chestnuts and Chuck chucked the shucks.
Did Chester shuck the chestnuts faster than Chuck chucked the shucks,
Or, did Chuck chuck the shucks faster than Chester shucked the chestnuts?

The cute cookie cutters cut cute cookies.
Did the cute cookie cutters cut cute cookies?
If the cute cookie cutters cut cute cookies,
Where are the cute cookies the cute cookie cutters cut?

A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cap cooks cupcakes.

Crisp crust crackles. Crisp crust crackles. Crisp crust crackles.

Choice chilled cherries cheer Cheryl.

All I want is a proper cup of coffee,
Made in a proper copper coffeepot.
You can believe it or not
I want a cup of coffee
In a proper coffeepot.
Tin coffeepots or
Iron coffeepots,
They're no use to me.
If I can't have a
Proper cup of coffee
In a proper copper coffeepot
I'll have a cup of tea!

Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.
Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.
Cinnamon aluminum linoleum.

If Sue chews shoes, should she choose to chew new shoes or old shoes?

If a good cook could cook cuckoos so fine
And a good cook could cook cuckoos all the time,
How many cuckoos could a good cook cook
If a good cook could cook cuckoos?

A curious cream-colored cat crept into the crypt and crept out again.
Did the curious cream-colored cat creep into the crypt and creep out again?
If the curious cream-colored cat crept into the crypt and crept out again,
Where's the curious cream-colored cat that crept into the crypt and crept out again?

Who checked the chart of the cud-chewing cow?

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing
carefully.

A clipper shipped several clipped sheep.
Were these clipped sheep the clipper ship's sheep,
Or just clipped sheep shipped on a clipper ship?

Charles chose the chief cheap sheep section.

"Cheep-cheep," chirped the cheery chick.

Cheap sheep soup. Cheap sheep soup. Cheap sheep soup.

I do like cheap sea trips,
Cheap sea trips on ships.
I like to be on the deep blue sea,
When the ship she rolls and dips.

As I was dashing down Cutting Hill,
A cutting through the air
I saw Charlie Cutting sitting
In Oscar Cutting's chair,
And Oscar Cutting was sitting cutting Charlie Cutting's hair.

If you cross a cross across a cross,
Or cross a stick across a stick,
Or cross a stick across a cross,
Or cross a cross across a stick,
Or stick a stick across a stick,
Or stick a cross across a cross,
Or stick a cross across a stick,
Or stick a stick across a cross,
What a waste of time!

Great crates create great craters, but great craters create greater craters.

Can Claire cue Carl's curtain call?

A cricket critic cricked his neck at a critical cricket match.

I would if I could.
If I couldn't, how could I?
I couldn't if I couldn't, could I?
Could you if you couldn't, could you?

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