Bored with school jokes and humor

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Our teacher talks to herself; does yours?
Yes, but she doesn’t realise it; she thinks we’re actually listening!

Teacher: Why didn’t you answer me?
Pupil: I did; I shook my head.
Teacher: You don’t expect me to hear it rattling from here, do you?!

Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.
Pupil: You have my permission !

Teacher: Will you stop looking at the clock at the wall and pay attention?
Pupil: Time will pass, but will you?

I didn’t do my homework because I lost my memory.
When did this start?
When did what start?

The brain is a wonderful thing.
Why do you say that ?
Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class !

When I was your age; I thought nothing of walking 5 miles to school.
I agree, I don’t think much of it myself!

Be sure that you go straight home.
I can’t; I live just round the corner!

Playing truant from school is like a credit card.
Fun now, pay later!

Laugh and the class laughs with you.
But you get detention alone!