What kind of tree does a math teacher climb? Geometry ! |
What do you have to know to get top grades in geometry ? All the angles ! |
What kind of pliers do you use in arithmetic? Multipliers ! |
If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. |
Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. “What is this 45 in math?” asked her father. |
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don’t know. |
If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have ? Big hands ! |
The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. “Now, Fred,” said the teacher, “you take over, beginning with 11.” “11, 14, 23, 42, 26,” said Fred. |
If you got $10 from 10 people, what would you have ? A new bike ! |
Why was the maths book unhappy? It had too many problems ! |