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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?
Pupil: I get up early !

Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What would happen if you took the school bus home ?
The police would make you bring it back !

What is the difference between a school bus driver and a cold ?
One knows the roads and one stops the nose !

Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !

Mother: How did you find school today ?
Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was !

Son: I'm not going back to school tomorrow !
Father: Why not ?
Son: Well I've been there a whole day, I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk, so what's the use ?

I'm really glad you called me Fred, Dad
Why is that ?
Because when I got to school that's what everybody called me !

Teacher: If this class doesn't stop making so much noise I'll go crazy ?
Class: Too late, we haven't made a sound for an hour!

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