Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. |
Pupil: There is a dead fly in my dinner |
How did the dinner lady get an electric shock ? |
Teacher: Why are you the only one in class today ? |
What’s worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad ? |
Pupil: This egg is bad |
Dinner Lady: Eat up your greens, they are good for your skin. |
Pupil: I thought we got a choice for dinner but there is only sausages and fries. |
Dinner Lady: It’s very rude to reach over the table for cakes, haven’t you got a tongue in your head ? |
Pupil: I don’t like cheese with holes |