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Funny definitions - the real meanings of words

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Saab:
Swedish cry of woe. - Joseph Leff

Sabbath:
A carwash for Swedish autos. - Joseph Leff

Sable:
Pronounce the word for a male bovine. - Joseph Leff

Sack Race:
A rush to plunder a village. - Joseph Leff

Safe and Sound:
A coffer and a cough. - Joseph Leff

Safety:
Needed in order to play golf in a vault. - Joseph Leff

Sagacity:
An epic urban story. - Joseph Leff

Sage
A man who knows his onions

Sagebrush:
Used by a wise man to part his hair. - Joseph Leff

Sago
How you start a pudding race

Said to Get the Team Going:
Mush! - Joseph Leff

Said:
The Saudi Arabian royal family. - Joseph Leff

Sailcloth:
Fabric offered at a discount. - Joseph Leff

Sainthood:
A gangster who really repented. - Joseph Leff

Salad:
Not 's a lass. - Joseph Leff

Sale
Where people go bye-bye.

Sally Port:
Telling Sally to turn left. - Joseph Leff

Salvation Army Jacket:
A coat of alms. - Joseph Leff

Samson
(1) The most popular actor in the Bible. He brought the house down.
(2) Sam, Jr. - Joseph Leff

Samurai:
Choose between Samuel and me. - Joseph Leff

Sanctimony:
Threw the treasure chest overboard. - Joseph Leff

Sand Bank
Where camels keep their savings

Sandbar:
Pub on the beach. - Joseph Leff

Sandpaper
Newspaper designed to be read on the beach

Sandwich
(1) An attempt to make both ends meat
(2) Seashore sorceress

Sapsucker
Vampire who likes fools

Sardines:
Children of a Russian emperor. - Joseph Leff

Sari:
Regretful. - Joseph Leff

Satan is Bald:
Now there's Hell toupee. - Joseph Leff

Satan:
Anagram of Santa. - Joseph Leff

Satan's Female Assistants:
Hell's belles. - Joseph Leff

Satire
Telling jokes sitting on a tall stool

Sauce:
The point of origin. - Joseph Leff

Sauerkraut:
A bitter World War II German. - Joseph Leff

Sausage on a Scale:
That is the wurst weigh. - Joseph Leff

Savor:
Make regular bank deposits. - Joseph Leff

Sawbones:
(1) Arthritis.
(2) Why the doctor used an X-ray. - Joseph Leff

Saxophone
Saxon telephone

Say-So:
Tell a seamstress to get started. - Joseph Leff

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