Saab:
Swedish cry of woe. – Joseph Leff
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Sabbath:
A carwash for Swedish autos. – Joseph Leff
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Sable:
Pronounce the word for a male bovine. – Joseph Leff
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Sack Race:
A rush to plunder a village. – Joseph Leff
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Safe and Sound:
A coffer and a cough. – Joseph Leff
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Safety:
Needed in order to play golf in a vault. – Joseph Leff
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Sagacity:
An epic urban story. – Joseph Leff
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Sage
A man who knows his onions
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Sagebrush:
Used by a wise man to part his hair. – Joseph Leff
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Sago
How you start a pudding race
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Said to Get the Team Going:
Mush! – Joseph Leff
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Said:
The Saudi Arabian royal family. – Joseph Leff
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Sailcloth:
Fabric offered at a discount. – Joseph Leff
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Sainthood:
A gangster who really repented. – Joseph Leff
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Salad:
Not ‘s a lass. – Joseph Leff
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Sale
Where people go bye-bye.
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Sally Port:
Telling Sally to turn left. – Joseph Leff
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Salvation Army Jacket:
A coat of alms. – Joseph Leff
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Samson
(1) The most popular actor in the Bible. He brought the house down.
(2) Sam, Jr. – Joseph Leff
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Samurai:
Choose between Samuel and me. – Joseph Leff
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Sanctimony:
Threw the treasure chest overboard. – Joseph Leff
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Sand Bank
Where camels keep their savings
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Sandbar:
Pub on the beach. – Joseph Leff
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Sandpaper
Newspaper designed to be read on the beach
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Sandwich
(1) An attempt to make both ends meat
(2) Seashore sorceress
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Sapsucker
Vampire who likes fools
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Sardines:
Children of a Russian emperor. – Joseph Leff
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Sari:
Regretful. – Joseph Leff
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Satan is Bald:
Now there’s Hell toupee. – Joseph Leff
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Satan:
Anagram of Santa. – Joseph Leff
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Satan’s Female Assistants:
Hell’s belles. – Joseph Leff
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Satire
Telling jokes sitting on a tall stool
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Sauce:
The point of origin. – Joseph Leff
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Sauerkraut:
A bitter World War II German. – Joseph Leff
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Sausage on a Scale:
That is the wurst weigh. – Joseph Leff
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Savor:
Make regular bank deposits. – Joseph Leff
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Sawbones:
(1) Arthritis.
(2) Why the doctor used an X-ray. – Joseph Leff
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Saxophone
Saxon telephone
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Say-So:
Tell a seamstress to get started. – Joseph Leff
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