Funny definitions – the real meanings of words

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Baa:
A sheep trill. – Joseph Leff

Baby
Mother’s little yelper.

Baby Bird:
A stork. – Joseph Leff

Baby Lambs:
Ewe kids. – Joseph Leff

Babylon:
Chatter endlessly. – Joseph Leff

Babysitter
Someone who is paid to sit on babies.

Bachelor
(1) A man who never Mrs. anyone.
(2) A rolling stone that gathers no boss.
(3) A bloke who never makes a mistake once. – Joseph Leff

Back Door:
Where Johann Sebastian enters his home. – Joseph Leff

Back down
The tail feathers of a duck.

Backgammon
Game played by pigs

Bacteria
The rear of a cafeteria

Bacteriology:
Study of rips in the rear side of clothing. – Joseph Leff

Bad comedian
A person who can’t even entertain a thought.

Bad guy
Someone who, on the sands of time, leaves only heel marks.

Bad Habit:
Torn nun’s closthing. – Joseph Leff

Baked Alaska
The result of global warming

B-B gun
A very small or young rifle

B-Flat
The second apartment. – Joseph Leff

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